[MATRiX]
What did Santa see fit to give me this year? A nice fat lump of that new-fangled MTX "supervirus". Those unfamiliar can read about it right here. Caught it x-mas eve whilst goin' all Snow King on a backlog of emails. It was an instance of my mouse moving faster than my brain - the offending .exe file had been double-clicked and executed before basic common sense had time to get its boots on. I'm an idiot, apparently, and have paid the price for being such.

Took a couple hours to unglue it from the Station Machine. Damn thing was smart enough to block anti-virus sites. Couldn't even update virus software w/out crashing. Had to roll up the sleeves and go toe-to-toe with the beast right thar in my Registry. I hate foolin' about in the Registry.

Anyone who writes these little virus programs should be slated for experimental, exploratory surgery.

They'll Have to Make the Best of It, It's an Uphill Climb
Saw Cast Away over the weekend. Try and not like Tom Hanks. You can't do it. It just isn't possible.

Choked a little at the end, but still worth checkin' out (about Seven Chains).

Scope out what happened when m'neighbor attempted to Mad Max his way through the mound o' snow the plows left in front of our driveways last night: Do'h!

Gif-in' Ain't Easy
Behold some Station animation button creations...

Postal Experiments
Don't go messin' with the USPS, bub.

Bear witness to these horrifying testaments of how the beloved Table is slowly razing the Station dojo:

Sucka MCs Call Me Sire
Me pirate brethren Zac passed this along: www.supergreg.com. You'll not regret downloading "Da Number One" movie, boyeee.

Eastwood's Competition
Slapped up an all-new Station Entrance. Ackbar and his old lady atop a cruiser of righteous magnitude. The old Kotter entrance has been demoted to the Station Archive with the rest o' the dated material.

Remembering the Past, Cherishing the Present
The cutting edge of fashion: www.hatsofmeat.com