Editorial Twenty-Seven: Where's the Any Key?

The Geekified will most certainly want to hear how we just upgraded into a lean, mean, graphics-makin' machine here at Toshi Station. Check the crazy specs:

$199.00 K7 800mhz Athlon Thunderbird (+heatsink)
What's the Word? Thunderbird! Hummin' along with that full-speed on-die L2 cache, mister. Puts her Pentium III counterpart t'shame.
$149.00  ASUS A7V Motherboard
Socket A style, sportin' the KX133 chipset and features to spare - including a plethora of front-side bus overclocking options.
$309.00 Single stick o' 256MB PC133 SDRAM
There I was, poundin' away at some heavy-duty imagery, when Photoshop stops and asks, nay, demands that I feed her more RAM. Then she slapped me and called me Nancy.
$229.00  ASUS AGP-V6800 GeForce256 DDR 32MB Graphics Accelerator
NVIDIA's GPU offers up 350MHz RAMDAC, 256-bit Data transfer bandwidth, and 480 million bilinear filtered, multi-textured pixels - Castle Wolfenstein never looked better.
$119.00  Western Digital 20gig 7200RPM hard drive
Mad RPMs, yo.
$99.00 SoundBlaster Live! X-Gamer soundcard
Digital Out. 'Nuff said.
$24.99 NetGear FA311 Ethernet Network Card
For the beefy cable modem.
$146.00 Pioneer 10X/40X DVD player
DVD, the Natural Choice.
$59.99  REALmagic Hollywood Plus DVD/MPEG-2 Playback Card
My momma always tol me, "Pumpkin, you cain't beat hardware DVD playback
"
$15.00  1.44 Floppy drive
Almost not worth bothering with...
$75.00  Full-tower ATX Super Case w/ 300watt Power Supply
Super tall, super spacious, 4 super-cool wheels.
$10.00  2 Case Fans
Behold the cooling power of frosty gale-force winds.
$399.00  ViewSonic P810 21" Monitor
Dirt cheap refurb - nice price, amazing picture.
$29.99  Digital Research 4-Port Self-Powered USB Hub
Just a hub, bub.
$59.99 Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer
Complete with all-seeing optic eye technology and a tail light.
No better mouse on the market.
$119.00  Belkin Gold Series 350VA UPS Battery Backup
Bring down the lightning.

Particularly happy with that beast of a monitor. Also m'first 3-D graphics card, which is kinda cool. Hard to believe that some day this will all be as valuable as a bag of dirt. Ah, technology.

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