Cherie, Je t'amie..La da, la da, ta dum... I want to tell you, I love you so. La da, la da, ta dum... Do not say it's in vain... The Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramid, the Statue of Liberty, pirates, blackjack, Elvis, showgirls, Siegfried & Roy, and 3-for-10 dollar T-shirts all wrapped up in one bizarre brightly carpetted neon ball. Such is the majesty of Las Vegas.

Pawn shops around there were not all they are cracked up to be. I figured on scoring some good loot - what with all folks trading in their heirlooms to fund slot-addictions and all, but came up empty handed (though there was a large stuffed sun-bleached iguana that caught my eye - but he was flaky and molting or something and didn't look like he'd survive the flight home).

 
"You know what else? You know what else? What about the crackheads and the winos? Ha-ha-heh"

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