A. Scope it baby, right here (as in "click")

Q. L Silky, what is this Late Night thing all about?

A. Silk Daddy shackin' up Late Nights in the Station to hand down the Truth. Gonna be opinionizing on the Colt Scale (1-4.5). Gonna be dishin' out some heavy portions of that Silk-Fu, baby.

Q. Uh, ok. What will you be rating?

A. Gonna be some fly reviewlery on current events and the like. Silky rate what Silky see, and Silky only see the Deepest Grooves, y'know? Gonna be solving them tourist-type conundrums as in the Soul Doctor is "in."

Q. So, if I have a question or a problem I can come to the "Soul Doctor"?

A. Stayin' on the scene like a lovin' machine.
(ed. note-- "Yes")

Q. Will you rate my site if I send you the URL?

A. The Silky Smooth has no time to dig on an entire site. Ratin' by the section, baby, ratin' by the page. Got to go over before we go under.

Q. Why a well known Player like yourself on a planet like Tatooine?

A. Desert living? Dark corner of the galaxy? Tonnika twins? All the better to dodge the Imperial Man, honey.

Ain't nothin but a chicken wing.