Black Belt Jones starrin' Jim "The
Dragon" Kelly should damn well be one of them educationalizin' flicks they show in
school. The Dragon gets pushed too far and ends up bustin' some mob chops, savin' the dojo
and gettin' the girl -- all to a theme song by Luchi DeJesus. Co-stars Isaac from the Love
Boat and Scatman Crothers (all-star cast, baby) and directed by Robert "Enter the
Dragon" Clouse. "Where do you think your going? No, no, you stay here. Do those dishes or something." |