6m.GIF (6874 bytes) Sure, he workin' for The Man, but Col. Steve Austin is worth a cool Six Large -- and the women dig that security of knowin' when times are tough their man can pawn an arm or an eye or somethin' and get a few mil to see 'em through to the next welfare check.

Turkey doesn't appear to belong on The Table at first glance, but bear in mind that every cat with a tv knows this brother's net worth and seven figures can score a serious amount of White Castle cheese-sticks, y'dig?

"Never spent much time in school,
but I've taught ladies plen-ty..."